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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 07:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

How do you feel cockroach?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Box Office: ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ to Fly to $75 Million in Opening Weekend - Variety

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

What do you like about McDonald's?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Still no good

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?