What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 07:18

No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Everyone loved it.
—
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Box Office: ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ to Fly to $75 Million in Opening Weekend - Variety
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Voyager IPO: Stock Rockets 84% Higher in Trading Debut - Barron's
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What do you like about McDonald's?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Still no good
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?